Things They Should Teach In Law School

A big part of my job is making up excuses. Especially about why my clients or my witnesses are late. When I was in the big city, I relied more on train trouble. In the suburbs, "He's just parking" is my new go-to. Everyone is always "just parking." Sometimes for hours or days.

But these are the things I think they should teach public defenders in law school.  That, and copier repair. 


  1. Always great to hear from you, Blondie. Don't you mean a printer/scanner?

  2. Well... its better than the printer repair paralegals have to do. I think its actually part of the job description.In fact, if I remember right, it might have actually been a crash course on it during the certification program. ;)