All's Well That Ends

Ok, last funny thing about this guy, I swear. The Idiom Idiot mentioned that he used to work at this one law firm. I know someone who works there now, so I mentioned, "Hey, did you know this guy...?" And guess what his response was? "Oh God, is that the guy who only talks in one liners?" Can you imagine: He walked around a law firm doing that? Crazy.

Even more crazy was when I mentioned he has a girlfriend. "HE has a girlfriend?!?" Um, yeah, and she's a friend of a friend of mine. Eeeww.

Alright, moving on...


  1. Heh..she probably quotes fortune cookie wisdom all day long!

  2. Now you know for sure that you're not the bad friend.