While "tomorrow" is something you hear a lot as a defense lawyer, something that is always fresh are your clients' jail house quotes.
To me, they never get old. When I hear a client say something that starts with, "You know, it's like we say in the big house..." I tune my ears in good, because I know it's going to be something good.
You know, kind of like Paris Hilton's quote from her little jail experience:
"I went with the motto, 'Don't serve the time, let the time serve you.'"
You got that right, sistah. We can be cellies anytime.