Last night I ran into someone who sits near Erin and should know her.
I pulled her aside and said, "Sooo... what do you know about Erin?"
At first she was a little weirded out, she said something like, "Why do you want to know about Erin?" and then, I guess she figured it out and she said, "Oh!"
She thought about it for a minute and said, "Well, I don't really know her that well, she really stays to herself." (This made me feel better for not knowing who she was at all.)
Then she said, "I really only know two things about her. She's Irish and she must love Starbucks."
"Starbucks?" I asked.
"Yeah, I see her leaving here and coming back with a Starbucks cup all the time. She must make a few Starbucks runs a day."
Wow, how perfect is that?