I think the best cartoon I saw yesterday (I wish I could find it, but I can't) was of John Karr, the JonBenet Ramsey "suspect" (there's a false confession if I've ever heard one), sitting on a plane. The caption? "Snake on a Plane."
Really, these Snakes on a Plane jokes will never get old.
Oh, and by the way, when you fly first class with the police who are questioning you, it's going to be that much harder to say your statements were coerced.