"Good," I said. "I hope she writes a song about it."
I even tried to come up with some possible lyrics:
Went to trial, against my lawyers' advice,
Next time I know I better think twice.
A little research reveals that she's already addressed the issue in a song:
Coulda copped out to a one to three do
Still took it to trial, even though I blew
Brooklyn style, that's how we do it
ill gangsters and ain't got to prove it
Ok, seriously, is this why all my clients with the worst cases want to go to trial? And what would your legal advice be - if you had to put it in rap lyric format?