Gross Mustache Man

I thought it was important for you to know:

I saw a commercial today for Geraldo Rivera.

And his mustache totally grosses me out.

It doesn't even move.

Yuck. He'd be more attractive if he glued a rat to his face.

That is all.

15 comments:

  1. He is nasty on several levels.

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  2. I had a big porn star type mustache while I was in college in the 80's. Never had a mullet.......I don't know which is worse.

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  3. A mullet and a big porn mustache would be worse.

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  4. Is it just mustaches that you feel this way about? How do you feel about goatees?

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  5. I'm ok with a goatee. Mostly it depends on the guy, how it fits on his face. I'm not automatically against goatees.

    Ugh, but that mustache. It is so 80s. It looks like a big ugly caterpillar just crawled across his face.

    I can't believe anyone would still wear that.

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  6. I don't know about the goatee. Once an attorney told me that guys with facial hair reminded him of his mentally ill clients and now I can't see them any other way.
    ;)

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  7. Ha! That's SO true! Sometimes the mentally ill clients have the worst unkempt facial hair.

    (They really do!)

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  8. Goodbye sweet goatee...I will miss you.

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  9. Who knew a Geraldo Rivera post would come to this???

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  11. You've made men shave facial hair.

    OH WOW

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  12. Blonde is right, a mustache on its own is frightful. Goatee, it depends. A nice full brown beard, though - that's nice.

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  13. I knew a girl with a light mustache once.

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  14. Sancho you weren't supposed to tell anybody about that!

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  15. We had a moustache-growing contest at school over a month this past winter. There were prizes for Most Prolific, Nice Try, Sketchiest, and Best Overall. The men most into it were the most involved in other aspects of law school life - our SBA meetings had the best 'stache representations.

    It was awesome. I loved it.

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