I saw the grossest, weirdest tattoo tonight.
This woman was wearing shorts.
On her lower calf, she had a tattoo of a large spider.
Coming up from the spider, there was a line, like the web the spider was dangling from.
And at the top of the line, was the web. Except, it wasn't a tattoo, it was her varicose or spider veins.
I tried, but my camera phone sucks too much for me to get a picture.
So, instead, you'll get my artist's rendition, which isn't half as gross: