Jakub Fik was being arrested for smashing car windows, and breaking into a home when he threw knives and his own penis at police. No police officers were hurt, but Mr. Fik probably was.
He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, police said.Um, and don't you think those problems might get bigger when she finds out you cut off your own penis and threw it at police?
"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Sgt. Dolan said.I wouldn't want to be the one to arraign this guy 24 hours later.