Um... she had something stuck in her throat?
(That was too easy!)
Yes, that's right, Ashlee's got herself a leaked sex tape.
Absolutely, positively NOT work safe. Unless nudie havin-sex photos of Ashlee are safe at your work. I don't know, maybe you work in the porn industry.
This should finally satisfy all of the readers who find this blog by searching for "Ashlee Simpson's boobs."
Blonde Justice News - You Hear It First. (Assuming, of course you don't read WWFD. Maybe I should say, "You hear it second, about a day later than WWFD-readers.")
(And yes, I too have my questions about whether that's really Ashlee or just some look-alike. I guess we'll have to wait and see.)
IMPORTANT UPDATE: IT IS AN ASHLEE SIMPSON LOOK-ALIKE. So, not the real Ashlee. But, if you've got that big of an Ashlee thing (no pun intended), it might be something worth seeing.