No real substance today, just a joke:
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, and finally the blonde selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asks what size curtains she needed. The blonde replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asks the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers do not have curtains!"
The blonde responds, "Hellllooooooooo.......I've got Windows!"