Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

An attorney came up to me just outside the courthouse.

"Hi, are you Blonde Justice?"

(No, not like she "outed" me. She just asked me to confirm my name. She used my real name. You get it, right?)


"Hi, I have this client... he wouldn't really talk to me when I tried to interview him. The only thing he would say is, 'If you want to know anything about me, just ask Blonde Justice.'"

"Uh oh."

I immediately knew what this meant.

My favorite client has been re-arrested.


  1. Awwww man! It's unfortunate but makes for a nice reunion with you

  2. And you were just commenting about how you wished your clients would remember your name...