Just Tell Me Why...

Every frickin' time I go to the movies

And I mean EVERY time

I sit directly in front of

the one person in the whole frickin' theater

who spends the entire movie saying things like

"This is the part where he gets killed."

Thanks, asshole.

Seriously, if I'm doing something wrong, tell me.

Do I have a sign on my back, or what?


  1. Heh. Reminds me of when I saw one of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies with my friend Jess. Your idiot talker was behind us and would say, for every freaking character who was about to bite the big one, "Oooo, you're gonna get it now! Freddy's gonna get you!" Finally, Jess just stood up and said "WE KNOW!" Everyone laughed and clapped. Idiot shut up for the rest of the movie.

  2. No there's probably not a sign on yor back. However it's a sign you need a sign.

    Print a sign that says, "Only dumb people talk during public movies," and tape it to the back of your chair when you sit down in a seat with no one behind it before the movie.

    Angel Factor