Gore-gyles? Is that anything like argyle?
Paris Hilton left this in a comment for me, and it is just TOO good not to share...
ebay: Talking bobblehead nodder trading spouses GOD WARRIOR!!
I especially like the part of the ad that says:
"I need you to PRAY for this auction! Please watch this item now to show me your prayers are with me!"
I, for one, clicked on "watch this item."
Now you know what to get me for Christmas.