My mother is very upset about the new TV Guide.
"It's too big. It keeps falling off the arm of the armchair. And it's just not the same... I don't know where anything is. Why did they have to go and change it on me?"
"It's fine. You'll get used to it."
"But, there's too many stories. I looked all through it, and I can't even find the part when they tell you what's going to be on tv. How am I supposed to find out what's on?"
"Mom, there's a guide on the Tivo. Just push guide, you can scroll through and see everything that's on."
"Really? Really? Wow, I can't believe this. I never knew about this. Why didn't you tell me about this?"
"Well, I just didn't know how to break it to you that you and dad are the only two people alive who still use the TV guide."