I just have one thing to say about Halloween costumes.
Halloween is not a holiday about just dressing mis-matched. If you're wearing striped pants, a paisley shirts, and a houndstooth jacket, you're not dressed as anything, and I'm going to assume it's not a Halloween costume. Nope, you just look dumb.
And another thing, ok, yes, this is two things, but this is one is directed to the women who were taking their kids trick-or-treating in my neighborhood tonight.
I don't know if that was your Halloween costume, or you just won't have time to change before work, but did you ever stop to think that maybe your kid doesn't want to see his mother dressed as a ho?