Choice quote from last night's amazing race:
(The NASCAR-Widow-and-her-kids family)
"Where's Washington D.C.?"
"What state is it in?"
Mom (looking at map): "We're going to Maryland!"
I'm pretty sure that mom said something geographically clueless last week too, but I can't remember it exactly. (I think it was something like, "Pennsylvania? Is that a state?")