Trust Me, I'm a Lawyer

I really like this Trust Me I'm a Lawyer T-Shirt at Cafe Press. And it even comes in pink.

I just wish they had one with a woman on it. Not to be all politically correct or anything, just because I'm a woman.

And, the next obvious question is, could I get away with wearing this instead of a suit? No, probably not.


  1. I've got this one in black. You could always get the red one and wash it a million times to get it pink.

  2. I'm torn. Jen's shirt is cheaper by more than a couple dollars, but I like the ringer style better. What to do, what to do...

  3. ACKK Between those and the Lawyers do it in front of a jury of their peers t -shirt, I am going to have an entire wardrobe of lawyer joke tees./

  4. I once had a small lawyer "plush toy" which said a number of things when squeezed, such as "my client is innocent!" and "this is an outrage!"

    Either one of those on a t-shirt would be nice

    btw, no dress code in california courts:
    see Jensen v. Superior Court, 154 Cal. App. 3d 533 (1984)

  5. Best lawyer t-shirt I bought in New Orleans: If you can't afford the lawyer you love, love the lawyer you can afford. being a public defender love this one

  6. I came across your Blonde Justice blog while looking for "Trust Me, I'm a Lawyer" t-shirts. Just wanted to tell you that you can go to and have a t-shirt or hoodie made up with whatever you want it to say in whatever font they have in whatever color you choose.(not a neighborhoodies spokesman) After I took Torts in law school (still a student) I toyed around with getting a "WWRPD?" t-shirt for "What would a Reasonable Person do?"