Hopefully, you've already been utilizing super-effective-bar-passing-tip-number-one, so here's super-effective-tip-number-two: You have to improve your karma.
So, from this day forward, until you get the good news that you passed, you need to help little old ladies cross the street, buy candy bars to support kids'
Sorry, I know we're really getting down to the line here, but I think if you really apply yourself, you can do it.
As of this year, this BarBlondeTM two part bar preparation process has a 100% success rate, and you can't mess with that kind of statistic. (Well, you could mess with it by saying that it's an unreliably low sample size, since it only included, well, me, but, we're lawyers, not statisticians, right?)
And, if you were using tip number one all along and start using tip number two immediately, you shouldn't worry about this but... if by some crazy fluke you don't pass the bar, at least you can feel great about all of those amazingly nice things you did. And this will more than make up for the guilt you feel everytime you see the dumb-as-a-rock-guy whose photo you used in tip number one. Right? Right.