Last month, when I went to visit my mother, I found myself near a K-Mart. Now, when you don't live near a K-Mart, it's kind of an amusing thing to check one out when you get a chance. So I did.
I had fun at K-Mart and got lots of things that I hadn't seen yet around here (not that I'd been looking): the new Domino magazine, some new type of Olay Daily Facials that smells pretty nice, and a bottle of the new Diet Coke sweetened with Splenda.
On the way out, they had a bunch of those machines where you can buy little toys in eggs for fifty cents. I decided to put in a few quarters to get these little dog toys, because I like dogs and they looked cute. Also, there was a display in the machine that showed the different dogs and said what their names were, and yes, I was that swayed that I should "Collect Them All!" In the end, I got two. I thought they were cute, I looked at their names (I remember one was "killer" but what was the other one?) and I stuck them in my bag.
I didn't really think of them again until today when I was getting something else out of my purse. I decided to break open the eggs and check out the dogs.
Here's the first one:
And here's the second one:
Maybe there's something wrong with me, but it only took me a few seconds to notice that the little dog had some really big business, if you know what I mean. This is supposed to be a toy! Here, check it out, you know you want to:
So I looked at the first dog a little more carefully to see if there was anything notable about his, um, business. There wasn't really (maybe it's a girl?), but I noticed, written on it's belly, "HoodHounds."
(I tried to take a picture, but you just couldn't see it.)
That made me put the dogs down on the table while I did a search for HoodHounds. Well, look what I noticed when I put the little dog down on the table"
That's right. He not only had some big... business... he's also doing his business!
As those crazy internet kids would say, "WTF?"
Update: Here's the website I found for HoodHounds. And here's one where you can buy a few of the HoodHounds ($3 each! Wow, maybe this must be the best K-Mart investment ever!), and you can see that there's another one (Slick) with a raised leg. I also learned from this that the other (girl?) dog is named "Capo." Whatever that means.