So, just like I said, a California jury just cannot convict a celebrity.
My theory is that people move to, or live in, California because they're enchanted by celebrity. And this is reflected in the juries.
Or maybe it's just that celebrities get the best defense money can buy.
In addition, nearly 58% of the voters in my poll were correct (if we count both "Not Guilty" votes and "Guilty But Will Be Acquitted" votes.) I might have to call on you, the voters, to predict the outcome of my next trials.