1 Blonde Public Interest Lawyer for Sale, Asking $2.5M

I am worth $2,508,970.00 on HumanForSale.com

That is, in fact, more than not guilty. I'm amazed.

And just barely enough to sell myself and cover my student loans. So, where do I go to cash in?

(In the interest of full disclosure, I didn't know what to put for the question "What is your rating on face the jury?" I just couldn't see taking some other quiz just to answer this quiz. So I put 10. I mean, I know real juries like me, so that's gotta count for something.)

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