This just in: Rapper Lil Kim convicted of perjury.
So, here's my advice for all you celebs: Ask your lawyer to venue shop your case to California. As we know, celebrities just can't lose there.
At all costs, avoid Federal Court in NYC.
Unless you want to end up at Camp Cupcake or sporting a new anklet.
There you have it, my legal advice. That'll be $3K. At least. More if you're A-List.