Blonde Moment

Boyfriend: I don't want to assume, because I don't want to make an ass out of you and me.

Me: Then why don't you presume, and make an ass out of you and the president?

Boyfriend: There's no "ass" in presume.

Me: Oh.

Boyfriend: Maybe you meant, "make a pres out of you and me?"

Me: Uh, yeah, that's what I meant.


  1. That is totally something I would do.

  2. Awwwww... you have a good boyfriend. I would have left it at, "You're such a dumbass."

    Probably another reason I'm single.