Boyfriend: I don't want to assume, because I don't want to make an ass out of you and me.
Me: Then why don't you presume, and make an ass out of you and the president?
Boyfriend: There's no "ass" in presume.
Me: Oh.
Boyfriend: Maybe you meant, "make a pres out of you and me?"
Me: Uh, yeah, that's what I meant.
That is totally something I would do.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww... you have a good boyfriend. I would have left it at, "You're such a dumbass."
ReplyDeleteProbably another reason I'm single.