Today's News

Tsunami victims, your time is up.

Brad and Jen have separated, and the public can only handle one news story at a time.


  1. They were too beautiful to last.

    By the way, my husband looked over my shoulder at that article. "What??" he said. "But they were meant to be together! Pianist." Huh? "If you combine the beginnings of their last names, you get pianist. It was the secret password to get into their wedding." He refused to tell me how he knew this.