Overheard In The Courtroom

Judge: Let's adjourn this case. How's February 28th?

Lawyer: Judge, that's not going to work for my client.

Me (silently, of course): C'mon, judges don't care what day is good for your criminal client.

Lawyer: She's going to be at the Oscars(R).

(Oh, ok, the Judge might care about that.)

Judge: I have a better idea. How about your client is here, and I'll take her spot at the Oscars(R)?

Lawyer: Could we have the following week?

Judge: Fine, March 7th.

1 comment:

  1. intense!

    love,
    jason mulgrew
    internet quasi-celebrity

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