Judge: Let's adjourn this case. How's February 28th?
Lawyer: Judge, that's not going to work for my client.
Me (silently, of course): C'mon, judges don't care what day is good for your criminal client.
Lawyer: She's going to be at the Oscars(R).
(Oh, ok, the Judge might care about that.)
Judge: I have a better idea. How about your client is here, and I'll take her spot at the Oscars(R)?
Lawyer: Could we have the following week?
Judge: Fine, March 7th.