*Except without so much sucking
What, you ask, does Blonde Justice have in common with the Boston Red Sox? I beat up on fat old men? Nope, that's not it. Oh yeah, I remember - My curse has ended.
Yeah. See, I didn't really want to write about it here, but I was having a little bit of a bad luck streak. A little bit of a conviction run. Not that many, just a few, but it was starting to scare me.
I was starting to be afraid of trial, because I was afraid of another guilty verdict. And that's not me. That's not the kind of lawyer I want to be. I want to be the "Give me your worst, I can take anything" kind of lawyer.
But, it's over. In the eternal words of Jay-Z "Not Guilty, Y'all Got To Feel Me."
Go ahead, you can congratulate me.