Overheard on a Saturday Morning

"At some point on a Saturday, you have to get up and take a shower."
"And then go back to bed?"
"Yeah, but then it's considered a nap."

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"What if they don't have Incredibles toys?"
"Screw them then!"
"But, what do you want?"
"I dunno. A Big Mac and fries?"
"Oh yeah, you're really screwing them."

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