It's generally agreed upon that my clients say the funniest things. Here's one of the funnier interactions I had this week.
(Giving some background might put it in context, but I'd rather just get to the funny stuff.)
Client: "I'm telling you, I didn't know she was married."
Me: "She didn't have a ring on her finger?"
Client: "She didn't even have a rubber band on her wrist. You know what I'm saying?"
And to be honest, I'm not quite sure I did know what he was saying.