Ceasar Wrap, Hold The Ceasar

Dear guy who works at the sandwich shop where I stopped for dinner,

If I come into your sandwich shop, and I ask "Do you have the chicken ceasar wrap?" and you respond yes, and then put out the tortilla, and put the chicken on it, and the lettuce and tomato, and then ask me what kind of sauce I want, and I respond "ceasar dressing," and you tell me that you don't have ceasar dressing...

Then you don't have the chicken ceasar wrap! You could've just told me no in the beginning!

Sincerely,
Blonde Justice

p.s. Thanks for the free cookies. I know you were just trying to make up for the fact that you LIED about the ceasar. The cookies sort of made it ok, but not completely.

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