Saturday morning, 4 a.m.:
Now, here's a game for my readers. One of these is a list of my activities. One of these is a list of activities performed by the man that lives upstairs from me. Guess which one belongs to each.
Weekend Plans
Friday Night, bedtime:
Make sure the A/C is set to keep the bedroom nice and cool all night.
Turn off the alarm clock so that it won't go off at the crazy hour it was set at for the past 5 days.
Close all of the curtains tight.
Turn the cell phone to silent, take the home phone off the hook. (Mom likes to call early).
Saturday morning, 4 a.m.:
Come home.
Put on really heavy-soled shoes on.
Jump up and down in bedroom. Loudly.
Open up a bag of bricks, dump it on the floor. Loudly.
Take really heavy loud things, thrown them on floor. Loudly.
Re-arrange furniture, dragging it as you go. Loudly.
Continue until person downstairs decides its best to just get up and watch tv.
Now, here's a game for my readers. One of these is a list of my activities. One of these is a list of activities performed by the man that lives upstairs from me. Guess which one belongs to each.
Saturday morning, 4 a.m.:
Now, here's a game for my readers. One of these is a list of my activities. One of these is a list of activities performed by the man that lives upstairs from me. Guess which one belongs to each.
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Hello Blonde Justice,
ReplyDeleteI would have gone upstairs and given him one heads-up to cut the noise. If it continued, I would call the police.
I hope he just didn't realize the effects his actions would have on his downstairs neighbors.
Cheers,
Jeff Deutsch